May 2013
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vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
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imguessingyouhaventseenbandslam:
electricdeanmachine replied to your post: Wendy is so just cartoon girlllllcrush fosho
Have you seen the voice actors that play Dipper and Mabel? <3
AHHH CUTIE PIES gosh
So attractive I didn’t even add that quote from The Mindy Project
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anginn:
watching Hannibal while eating
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emilyisbatmannow replied to your post: Friendly reminder Fred had the first and last…
RUDEEEE. *sobs*
Hey, I do my best
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Friendly reminder Fred had the first and last lines of the season
ohhellorula:
hey speaking of gays remember when ben affleck married seth
Anonymous asked: will you be the lover between my meat and pizza
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uselesssackofshit replied to your post: DID WE EVER MEET BRAD’S FAMILY?
Just Damon Wayans, I think. I was disappointed.
Now I am, too.
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DID WE EVER MEET BRAD’S FAMILY?
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uselesssackofshit:
I’ve literally designed my entire life around never having to run.
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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My favorite line in The Great Gasby
Tom: Self-control! I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. Well, if that's the idea you can count me out... . Nowadays people begin by sneering at family life and family institutions, and next they'll throw everything overboard and have intermarriages between black and white.
Jordan: We're all white here.
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Idea
Fics based off of lines from the Psych theme song.
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okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
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presidentoftheboringclub said: You are so cute
and I just want to give you a hug which is saying
something because I don’t care or hugs
Gosh, you’re more adorable than I am! Thank you, however
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onii-chen:
all
isaidgoodpeacock:
SEE NBC
THE OFFICE WAS A RATING’S DISASTER AT FIRST
BUT YOU KEPT IT
YOU DIDN’T IMMEDIATELY CANCEL IT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN DOING WITH EVERYTHING THESE DAYS
GIVE A SHOW A CHANCE FOR ONCE
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burnsandfreckles replied to your video: In which I make videos of myself. Guess what it’s…
YOU ARE SO FCKING AMERICAN OMFG OMG LET ME HOLD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE PEICE OF SUNSHINE I AM DYING YOU’RE SO CUTE
I DON’T KNOW WHY WE’RE YELLING
(no but really, this is sweet and thank you)
krazykrasinski:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS AN EMMY TO STEVE CARELL]
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS AN EMMY TO JOHN KRASINSKI]
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS AN EMMY TO JENNA FISCHER]
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS AN EMMY TO RAINN WILSON]
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS EMMYS TO THE WHOLE OFFICE CAST]
jermskis asked: It makes me quite happy that everything you post of yourself is tagged with "Boom mothers" If only I could implement that with no problem in my everyday life, I believe the world would be a better place
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
vvorldwideweb:
education?? more like beducation!!! h aha i wnat to sleep,.„
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WatchIn which I make videos of myself. Guess what it’s about?
uselesssackofshit:
whyw on’t the tears stop? it ended, damn it
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“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things, but isn’t that kind of the point?”
– Pam Beasley
last line in the series finale of The Office (via iamunsmoteable)
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